So now we've had our little civil war, and gosh golly gee wasn't it fun. Now for those of us who are done with the issue for the night (and those of us who never started), how about a post for jokes, just so's every post made tonight isn't angry.

This one isn't mine, but I foolishly didn't bother to keep the name of the person who told it. If anyone here happens to be that person, thank you, this is my favorite joke.

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to
convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish
community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious
debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they
could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi, Moishe,
to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each
other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand andshowed three fingers.

Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.

Next the Pope waved his finger around his head.

Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that
Rabbi Moishe was too clever and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the
Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue."

Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around Rabbi
Moishe. "What happened?" they asked.

"Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me that we had three days to
get out of Italy, so I said to him, 'Up yours!'

Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and
I said to him, 'We're staying right here.'"

"And then what?" asked a woman.

"Who knows?" said Moishe, "He took out his lunch so I took out
mine."